Well you can't get to heaven (no you can't get to heaven) 
On roller skates (on roller skates!?) 
No you can't get to heaven... On roller... Skates 
No you can't get to heaven on roller skates, 
'Cause you'd roll right past those pearly gates! 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! 

Well you can't get to heaven (no you can't get to heaven) 
In a Kleenex box (in a Kleenex box!?) 
No you can't get to heaven... In a Kleenex... box 
No you can't get to heaven in a Kleenex box, 
'Cause God don't need no little snots! 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! 

Well you can't get to heaven (no you can't get to heaven) 
In a rocking chair (in a rocking chair!?) 
No you can't get to heaven... In a rocking... chair 
No you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair, 
'Cause a rocking chair don't go nowhere! 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! 

(make up as many verses as you can think of, 
just make sure they're in good taste and not creepy!) 

Well if you wanna get to heaven (if you wanna get to heaven) 
Gotta follow Christ (you gotta follow Christ!) 
If you wanna get to heaven... you gotta follow... Christ 
If you wanna get to heaven gotta follow Christ 
'Cause He died for your Sins, yeah He paid the price! 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! 

Well I've been redeemed (I've been redeemed!) 
By the blood of the Lamb (by the blood of the Lamb) 
I've been redeemed... By the blood of the... Lamb 
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb, 
'Cause I'm saved by grace, and I know I am! 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed! 

Well that's not all (no that's not all) 
There's more besides...(there's more besides!?) 
No that's not all... there's more be... sides! 
No that's not all there's more besides, 
'Cause I've been to the River and I've been baptized. 
All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed!